February 2012
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January 2012
7 posts
I guess I should’ve seen it coming. Heartbroken.
December 2009
62 posts
I want to eat you all. Right now. →
Ambien Party →
Part of the weekend never dies.
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Good: chocolate and tea, blueberries, alcohol in moderation, stress management and canabanoids found in marijuana.
Bad: saturated fat and sugar, nicotine, opiates, cocaine, too much alcohol and chronic stress.
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Also, Don Glover is absolutely killing it right now.
The secret to happiness: Find something more important than yourself and...
– Dan Dennett
Wade Davis on endangered cultures →
If you have 20 minutes to kill, get ready for a great story.
Come on, please let me sleep.
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Rusty Bike Pump →
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I wasn’t going to drink tonight, but I’m HIV-negative. So, there’s a reason to celebrate.
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Where does one acquire a switchblade?
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My Parents, Enid and Sal, Used to Be Porn Stars →
SAL: Blasted map!
ENID: Pull over and ask that hitchhiker for directions.
SAL: Where?
ENID: Over there. See her? The young woman in the bikini? She’s holding a cardboard sign that reads, “Looking for a 3-Way!”
SAL: What the hell does that mean?
ENID: It’s probably the slang.
SAL: Whatever it means, she probably has no idea where Route 116 is. Forget it. Why ask for trouble?
—From “I Mean,...